tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36933398293972656112024-03-17T08:18:21.647+00:00TheMovie411Dempsey Sandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03842133437455945602noreply@blogger.comBlogger127125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-37756813324508673142012-12-14T07:57:00.002+00:002012-12-14T08:22:35.685+00:00Man of Steel TrailerIt's finally here, the Man of Steel trailer and I know you all have probably seen it a million times already, but I wanted to give my two cents on it and what this new Superman film means to me. First off, let's check out this stupendous trailer... If you've already seen it, feel free to just skip ahead, I am late to this party after all. <br />
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Wow! First, the music is haunting and epic, a hero's call to adventure. This step here is what Marvel fails to grasp with their movies. Their movies are awesome, fun and I adore them. Will watch them over and over, but this right here, this music lets us know that we are going to watch a myth unfold, something that will inspire and stir the soul. Melodramatic, maybe, but think about the Marvel trailers with their hard rock scores, their driving beats. It says roller coaster thrill ride, screaming through the skies at Mach 3. It does not say legend in the way this does. I was immediately put into the mind of Gladiator, not Angus Young and martial arts films.<br />
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Then we have Henry Cavill, our new incarnation of Clark Kent, the latest to don the mantle of the icon that is Superman. From what I see here, he takes up the torch left by the Superman of my heart, Christopher Reeve, and goes forward, seeming to make the role his own. The expression in his eyes, his movements, he is far removed and above the nice, but ultimately flat performance of Brandon Routh.<br />
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Finally, there is no comic relief here, no cartoonish Kevin Spacey Lex Luthor. With Michael Shannon as General Zod in this clip along with the military, the arrest, that brief holding of hands with Lois, the incredible Amy Adams, this is going to be a mythic journey that will see Superman break then come back stronger. I also love the scenes from his childhood, how Mr. Kent, Kevin Costner, tells Clark that he maybe should have let those kids die. This is a father in a raw moment wanting to protect his child no matter what.<br />
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I was so moved by this trailer and it brought me right back to that stirring of the heart that I got when I first saw Christopher Reeve oh so long ago. I can't wait for this movie. What did you all think? Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com33tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-91267220045102476252012-09-04T21:54:00.000+01:002012-09-05T20:57:23.061+01:00RIP Michael Clarke Duncan<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I was shocked and saddened to learn that awesome actor, Michael Clarke Duncan, passed away Monday morning, September 3, at the age of 54. He'd been hospitalized since July 13 with a heart ailment. With over 90 film, television and voice credits to his name, the former
bodyguard turned actor was perhaps best known for his roles in <b>The Green
Mile</b>, <b>The Scorpion King</b>, <b>Daredevil</b>, <b>Sin City</b>, <b>Planet of the Apes</b> and <b>Armageddon</b>. <br />
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He moved out to California to pursue acting and continued to bodyguard work, Michael served as personal security for the likes of Will Smith, LL Cool J, The Notorious B.I.G aka Biggie Smalls. and Jamie Foxx. While working for Biggie, he let a friend take over for the night, the same night that Biggie was shot and killed. The incident prompted Michael to leave the business. <br />
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His breakthrough came in the 1998 film <b>Armageddon </b>as the wildcatter Bear. From there he went on to play the pivotal role of John Coffey in <b>The Green Mile</b>. The performance earned him an Oscar nomination that year. It also won him the Saturn and Critics Choice awards for Best Supporting Actor. His career took off from there. He appeared in television shows that ran the gamut from drama to sitcom as well as a few children's shows like<b> The Suite Life of Zack and Cody</b>. At the time of his death, he starred in the Fox series <b>The Finder</b> as bar owner Leo Knox. <br />
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<b>Some cool trivia about Michael Clarke Duncan:</b><br />
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He slid into third base at Comiskey Park during the infamous 1979 Disco Demolition Night<br />
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He narrated the 2005 World Series movie about the champion Chicago White Sox<br />
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He tried out for the Chicago Bears in the mid-80's as a tightend<br />
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He held a black belt in Brazilian Jiu JitsuAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-47442954852305057152012-07-30T20:58:00.000+01:002012-07-30T20:58:58.877+01:00Fast And Furious 6 News I loved last year's <b>Fast Five</b>, it was a full throttle epic with hot cars and hot men, but I am on fire for <b>Fast and Furious 6</b>. We are getting some scintillating new cast members and an even bigger story. Joining Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson are former original cast mate and <b>Machete Kills </b>star Michelle Rodriguez reprising her role of Dom's girl, Letty. Seems the rumors of her demise were greatly exaggerated according to the after credits of <b>Fast Five</b>. Check it.<br />
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If that isn't enough amp your interest, Gina Carano, former MMA fighter and star of the killer flick <b>Haywire</b> joins the fray as well as British hottie Clara Paget, star of <b>St. Trinian's II</b> and <b>Johnny English Reborn</b>. They are both set to play some badass bitches. Also joining this killer cast is gorgeous <b>The Raven</b> star Luke Evans and Indonesian martial arts master and actor, Joe Taslim of <b>The Raid</b>. Rounding out this film is Tyrese Gibson who returns as Roman Pearce.<br />
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<b>Fast and Furious 6 </b>is directed by Justin Lin and due to hit theaters on May 24 of 2013.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-14369249910793690332012-07-28T05:32:00.001+01:002012-07-28T05:32:09.106+01:00The First Catwoman: Julie NewmarIn light of the smash hit <b>The Dark Knight Rises</b> and Anne Hathaway as the newest incarnation of the villainous Catwoman, I thought you all might a like stroll down memory lane with the elegant Julie Newmar, who first portrayed Catwoman on the old Batman television series from 1966-68. Here she is with Michael Yo, giving us some insights into working with Adam West and what she thinks of the new Nolan films. <br />
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I adored Julie as well as the equally marvelous Eartha Kitt. They both embodied the slinky, sexy gracefulness of Catwoman as she was originally imagined.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-62270228991829965082012-07-25T20:45:00.001+01:002012-07-25T20:45:08.196+01:00The Dark Knight Rises: Epic Conclusion To The Superhero Trilogy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>The Dark Knight Rises</b> opens eight years after the events of <b>The Dark Knight</b>, in
spectacular fashion with a jaw-dropping jailbreak at 30,000 feet. Super
villain Bane crashes a plane and kills CIA agents along with one of his
own, all to obtain the services of one Russian scientist, who had
eluded him.Meanwhile, back at the ranch, er Gotham, they are
celebrating Harvey Dent Day (WTF?). It would appear that the Powers The
Be in Gotham have created themselves a gigantic bull shit sandwich and
are gnoshing with relish at the seemingly perfect world they have
fashioned out of lies and corruption. Underhanded dealings are all good
when you put the "bad" guys away. In this New World Order, Batman is
still Gotham's Most Wanted and everything else, including the League of
Shadows, is second banana. Bruce has hung up his suit, mothballed the
Bat Mobile and sealed the Bat Cave. He resides at Wayne Manor, a broken,
grieving man who is just counting the ticks of the clock until he can
either end his misery or find another outlet.<br />
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depressive brood comes to a halt when Selina Kyle shakes his ass up by
stealing his fingerprints and helping herself to his mother's pearls.
More scales are ripped away by police officer John Blake, who proceeds
to tell him that the orphanage supported by Wayne Industries is no
longer receiving aid. Suddenly there just might be some purpose to his
existence again. While Bruce finally ditches his pity party,
Commissioner Gordon is injured in a seeming random crime gone wrong
whereby he discovers a strange underground army forming. Evil is afoot
in Gotham and there's going to be hell to pay times ten. It's Batman
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Oh <b>Dark Knight Rises</b>, how do I love thee? I was
strapped in and ready for action from the opening seconds and was
impressed to nth degree. Nolan's gritty, relentlessly dark story is
perfect for this conclusion. Bruce is the Dark Knight, he's not
Spider-man. You want hopeful, fun, go watch Spidey and Lizard man one
more time. This is pure doom, gloom and then some. As it should be.
There were some slow, lighter scenes, Nolan teasing us for sure, but
they were all drama heavy and necessary to the plot. Speaking of... All
the twists and threads were mind-blowing and a bit hard to keep track of
at times, but ultimately it was okay as everything made sense by the
end. I thought Nolan used all the characters effectively, doling out
their secrets in small doses for just the right impact There a couple of
times I was left looking like a slack-jawed yokel. <br />
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f/x were dazzling. Not as many as in <b>The Dark Knight</b>, but not necessary
for this film. They were just plain cool and hard core, especially the
plane escape at the start and the collapse of the football field as poor
Hines Ward is returning the kickoff. Wally Pfister's cinematography is
fantastic, allowing the architecture and vibe of Pittsburgh to shine
through just like Chicago in the first two.<br />
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As far as acting. we of course, got the goods from
Christian, Morgan, Michael and Gary. They delivered their usual
outstanding performances, though I found myself wanting a little more
screen time with Lucius. However, Anne Hathaway blew me out of the water
as Selina Kyle aka Cat Woman. Holy smokes did she deliver for the
ladies and completely erase that rubber-suited slut bag performance by
Halle Berry. She was smart, tough, and fast on her feet...In a word,
badass. I'm sorry I ever doubted her because she needs her own movie
right now. And there was my lovely Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the honest,
eager cop John Blake. What a raw, earnest performance. He was a real
hero, right up there with Batman. Tom Hardy gave a Herculean effort as
Bane, he was scary, enigmatic and brilliant. Did not match the psychosis
of Heath Ledger as The Joker, but he was terrifying. And for the
critics who kept complaining that Bane and Batman were indecipherable,
what movie were you watching? I understood every syllable they uttered.
When a movie is this good, though, they need to nit pick. <br />
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impressive, high-octane, grim action flick
that delivers in every way. Is it better than <b>The Dark
Knight</b>? No. The story this time was less about Batman and more about
drawing closure. In that regard it's like the other third films in the
great trilogies out there where the second
film is always the best. <b>Empire Strikes Back</b> is better than <b>Return of the Jedi</b> and <b>The Two Towers</b> is
better than <b>Return of the King</b>...You get the picture. This is a stellar
conclusion to an epic trilogy, though, and I can't wait to see it
again. And again. <br />
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<b>SPOILER ALERT!!! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW MY THEORY ABOUT THE END, DO NOT READ, EXIT THIS TRAIN...</b><br />
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end has many people agog, believing that what Alfred sees at the end is
truth because well, the whole autopilot thing. And you know that Nolan
loves to mess with our minds and keep us guessing. However, I don't
think so. It is an illusion, a dream of Alfred's like the others . Bruce
is dead. D-E-A-D. And not metaphorically, either. Why? Well, he's been
basically on suicide watch since his parents were killed, but most
especially since Rachel. Wayne has never been a happy man, it's not in
his DNA. The only thing that gave him purpose was vengeance and that has
been eating away at him. He's tired.<br />
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Furthermore, Bruce/Batman was stabbed mortally by Miranda aka Talia
al Ghul. I thought the Batsuit was supposed to stop knives, but we all
saw it go in and her twist it. So yeah, he's bleeding out. He got up,
though, and pulled it together adrenaline style one last time for
Gotham, like Maximus did for Rome in Gladiator. .Miranda's "keep him
alive" was akin to Commodus' "bind him, so no one sees the
wound."Anything else would be poor contrivance on the part of the
writers and lessons the overall impact. The entire trilogy was geared
towards the death of Batman. The Dark Knight had to die for a new one to
rise to take his place. Bruce Wayne and his Batman are ash city with no
happily ever after. Go ahead and call me brutal, say I'm wrong, but
that's what I choose to believe. Some characters, like some people just
don't get that happily ever after. They were born to pain and darkness.
Period. End of story. It's the way the world works. Then again, there's
always reincarnation...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-59299447562099903232012-07-21T21:19:00.001+01:002012-07-21T21:22:11.878+01:00Hell To Yeah! Man of Steel Teaser TrailerHere it is my peeps, the official teaser trailer for next summer's most anticipated film, <b>Man of Steel</b>. I so cannot wait for this one.
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Looks fantastic, but it also looks like Superman is having some issues about who he is. What do you think? I love the music, the voice over and that glimpse of the blazing jet Superman leaving contrails in the sky. It should be epic.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-30083989049064652432012-07-11T06:41:00.001+01:002012-07-11T06:41:35.951+01:00The Amazing Spider-Man<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I'll be the first to admit that I was prepared to thoroughly hate this film for several reasons. ONE: It's only been handful of years since Raimi's last <b>Spider Man</b> film. TWO: I got the impression that Marvel was trying to win over the <b>Twilight</b> crowd by hiring R-Patts twin, Andrew Garfield. And THREE: Hollywood and Marvel wanted to take Peter right back to high school and start over with his origin story AGAIN. Never mind that Peter has been an adult in his comics and cartoons for like three decades. Anyway...<br />
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So it was with a sense of deep-seated skepticism that I entered the theater on Sunday to see <b>The Amazing Spider-Man</b>. Well, I was pleasantly surprised. Garfield pulled off the loveable dork that is Peter Parker very well. He imbued his Parker with a sense of awkwardness and vulnerability, yet captured that inner steel core that makes Peter rise to heroic heights once he gets his spidey powers. He has fun with his new-found powers, has those moments of WTFery as he discovers he can climb walls and oh yeah, that his hands now stick to things. Like ladies blouses. A side note: poor Tia Texada, gone from badass TV cop to subway eye candy.<br />
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Director Marc Webb certainly amped up Spidey's story, showing us a bit more about Peter's parents and utilizing some wonderful f/x that had my jaw agape a few times. He also fleshed out Uncle Ben and Aunt May a bit more with the incredible Sally Field and Martin Sheen in the respective roles. And I love, LOVE the fact that he dumped that eternal screaming damsel in distress, Mary Jane Watson, in favor of the smart, thinks-on-her-feet, Gwen Stacy, played by the awesome Emma Stone. For the first time I was not seized with the impulse to backhand Peter's love interest into next week. Props, Mr. Webb for giving Peter an actual partner and not some pretty toy who is basically good for nothing.<br />
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Rhys Ifans gave a great performance as Dr. Connors, the brilliant scientist turned super villain, who once worked with Peter's father. He showed us Connors' torment over the loss of his arm and his desire to help others while also giving us the arrogance that gets magnified when he injects himself with the serum. I also enjoyed Dennis Leary as Captain Stacy, a realistic hard ass unlike the comedic J. Jonah Jamison.<br />
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Okay, now we come to the not so good, the writing. What do you call having Peter's father be the scientist who develops the spider that bites Peter? Contrivance. In all capital letters. I mean, really? That's just lazy writing. You can play with the source material to a certain degree, but this is messing with the very heart of the story. And what happened to the Big Secrets of Richard Parker's past, the plot point that drove the trailer fever? A lot was left out or quickly glossed over until the Easter egg after the first credits. The writers were apparently already anticipating sequels. I hate when they save everything for sequels. Use your imagination more. And I'm also disappointed that they left out the immortal Spider-Man line "With great power comes great responsibility." How can you leave out THE line every one knows and loves from the comics?<br />
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The <b>Amazing Spider-Man</b> is a good summer action flick that I enjoyed and will see again. Not in the movies though. I'm saving for multiple trips to see <b>The Dark Knight Rises</b>.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-5958907206479802512012-06-27T05:58:00.000+01:002012-06-27T05:58:36.269+01:00RIP Nora Ephron<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I normally don't talk about the passing of celebrities here, but Nora Ephron was definitely one of the most groundbreaking women in Hollywood. Writer, director, producer, actress, essayist, journalist... she did it all. She made a name for herself in the Boys Club of Hollywood and cut a wider trail for those women who came after.<br />
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Nora wrote fifteen screenplays, including <b>Heartburn</b> (based on her novel), <b>Silkwood</b>, <b>When Harry Met Sally</b>, <b>Sleepless in Seattle</b>, <b>Michael</b>, <b>You've Got Mail </b>and most recently, <b>Julie & Julia</b>. She also co-authored the Drama Desk Award winning play, <b>Love, Loss and What I Wore</b>. <br />
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She directed eight films, writing the screenplays for seven of them. <b>When Harry Met Sally</b>, <b>Sleepless In Seattle</b> and <b>Silkwood </b>were all nominated for Best Original Screenplay.
In addition to her work in film, Nora was also an accomplished author. She wrote five essay collections, including the NY Times bestsellers <b>I Feel Bad About My Neck And Other Reflections On Being A Woman</b> and <b>A Wallflower At the Orgy. </b><br />
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Nora is an iconic creative spirit who redefined the genre of romantic comedy. She inspired countless women, including yours truly with her work. <b> </b><br />
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She is survived by her husband, author and screenwriter Nicholas Pileggi of <b>Goodfellas </b>renown.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-23285831897935744552012-06-23T12:33:00.003+01:002012-08-07T19:02:45.581+01:00It's Here!! The First Trailer For Django UnchainedOMG, my friends! I hate using that expression, makes me sound like a giddy tweener, but hey, this is the trailer for Tarantino's new flick, <b>Django Unchained</b>, and I am fourteen year old Justin Bieber fan excited. So no more talking, let's get to watching.<br />
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How epic was that? I love the look. Leo rocks it as Calvin Candie and well Christoph and Jamie, there are no words for how incredibly badass they are. I know I am going to be first in line this Christmas. So, honestly, what do you all think? Pedal to the metal in a muscle car awesome? Who cares? Or I'd rather have my eyes removed than watch another Tarantino flick? Talk to me.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-68211264506312689382012-06-19T06:24:00.000+01:002012-06-19T06:24:05.526+01:00Battleship: Light It Up, Baby!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBfQMkmhcpjZkKl2rVqgE6ubDaEIzU5sfdUGSbuO2iMkshWfuTl-qmSFkVGwcHQv6iQnHwgMAe-OMUwnmRx06hAi6K60M6JAfWiuqpRp-isOi99UB2C4h7rJueL_41Npsxm-6F5AsXWASW/s1600/Battleship+Movie1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="302" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBfQMkmhcpjZkKl2rVqgE6ubDaEIzU5sfdUGSbuO2iMkshWfuTl-qmSFkVGwcHQv6iQnHwgMAe-OMUwnmRx06hAi6K60M6JAfWiuqpRp-isOi99UB2C4h7rJueL_41Npsxm-6F5AsXWASW/s320/Battleship+Movie1.jpg" width="320" /></a>
When I first heard Hasbro was doing a live action film based on the board game from my childhood, I was like, WTF? Seriously, how you gonna bring plastic ships and pegs to life and more importantly, why? I could not even conceive of anything unless it was some World War II tale because hey, battleships have long since been retired from the high seas.Was I in for a rush...<br />
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There is nothing I love more than a hard rockin, full-throttle, guns blazin' good time movie and <i>Battleship</i> served it up in spades. It had all the requisite components for an epic thrill ride. You got your screwed up protag who has to rise to the occasion like good heroes are supposed to do, you got your world threat, your hot eye candy, your spectacular f/x, your AC/DC tunes and, AND you got your true life heroes coming aboard for the ride to make this look extra cool. <br />
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If you have not turned off your brains by fifteen minutes in, I strongly suggest you do so. There's not much to ruminate on, <i>Battleship</i> is built for action, not thinking. It takes a cast of typical action fare characters, throws in a few unexpected people, adds in a dash of subplot, then lets it rain fire and destruction. It's not particularly inventive, but it's high octane fun. The f/x are hardcore, mind-blowing sequences that will leave you going "hell yeah."<br />
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My fave part, though, is how they actually brought the battleship to <i>Battleship</i>. The <i>USS Missouri</i> hasn't looked this awesome in decades. I once stood on the deck of the Mighty Mo before she became a museum. And what a ship she is. I was living in Seattle while she was moored at the Bremerton shipyards along with another Iowa class battleship, the <i>USS Iowa</i>. I can tell you that there are few experiences that compare with walking the deck of a warship. My memories made this movie just a little bit more kick ass.<br />
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Calling Tarantino fans, calling all Tarantino fans... Check out the brilliant production stills from his newest film <i>Django Unchained</i>, which is due to drop Christmas Day here in the States. Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Samuel L. Jackson, Don Johnson, Kerry Washington and Zoe Bell, Django is Q's loving tribute to the Sergio Leone/Clint Eastwood genre of the Spaghetti Western.<br />
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The film tells the story of Django, an ex-slave turned bounty-hunter determined to rescue his wife from a brutal plantation owner. Can we say, oh hell to the yeah? I have been dying to see this since I first heard the concept. I mean Q and Spaghetti Western... that is a recipe for total awesome sauce in my opinion. <br />
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I have to say color me intrigued and impressed. How about you all? Are you as giddy as a school girl for Justin Bieber for this like me? Meh? Or Puhleeze, Mel, another Tarantino film? Don't make me vomit. Talk to me.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-25862807100418484922012-03-24T23:37:00.000+00:002012-03-25T21:09:14.465+01:0021 Jump Street: "Own Your Stereotypes, MFers."<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPWSvaPvrrZ0QioxCLjQ4fOcJKTc3lCvhZhiQnB42NH-riUrCsh3kNvTYgZ88xJ78Rmi1xpMTFY4bZXwa69wzY5o6rHutKXQ4bPdW2HI5eBIdyU_DQ84jsKdC2_aw3ZegtxqgEl-SJxZxY/s1600/21Jump1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear:left; float:left;margin-right:1em; margin-bottom:1em"><img border="0" height="275" width="183" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPWSvaPvrrZ0QioxCLjQ4fOcJKTc3lCvhZhiQnB42NH-riUrCsh3kNvTYgZ88xJ78Rmi1xpMTFY4bZXwa69wzY5o6rHutKXQ4bPdW2HI5eBIdyU_DQ84jsKdC2_aw3ZegtxqgEl-SJxZxY/s320/21Jump1.jpg" /></a></div>I will be the first to stand up and admit that there was no way in the H-E double hockey sticks that I wanted <b>21 Jump Street</b> the movie to be made. The original show was MINE. It was where my 26 year love affair with Johnny Depp was cemented. Then I saw the trailer and was like WTFH? A comedy? Oh so oh no, what blasphemy! However, some good tweeps and blog buddies, whose opinions I have grown to value, gave it great reviews. Then my sidekick aka The Nephew, wanted to see it. One arm twist and some big brown eyes later, off I went. <br />
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Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are brilliant as Jenko and Schmidt, two polar opposite high school classmates who grow up to attend the police academy together. They help each other through and become best friends in the process. You knew they were going to be buddies, it's the way of this particular trope. Upon graduation, they are ready for some suspect ass-kicking, gun fights and car chases. Not so fast, my little rookies. They get assigned to Park Patrol and spend an inordinate amount of time riding around on these awful bikes that have lights and sirens (I shit you not), ticketing litterers, loiterers and dog owners who don't clean up after their four-legged companions. In between these tough cases, they slack off and play games. <br />
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Between trying to infiltrate a teenage drug ring, fit in with their classmates and pass their classes, Jenko and Schmidt are up to their asses in alligators. Of course, Tatum and Hill look about as much like real teenagers as the cast of <b>Gossip Girl</b>. Michael Bacall's script skillfully makes use of this with some pretty hilarious comments on early puberty and Tatum's size. <br />
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The film loses some of its comedy steam when it takes itself too seriously with some added dramatic moments, but then it picks right back up before you can say WTH? One of the best moments in this movie are the cameos of Johnny Depp, Holly Robinson and Peter Deluise as their characters from the original show. I nearly wept with joy. <br />
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It's interesting to watch Carter adjust to terrain he doesn't recognize and figure out how to walk since, oh hey, his body isn't working quite like it should. Taylor pulls the audience in with his reactions, a combination of dazed shockiness, WTF and how do I get out of here? He plays it spot on for a soldier/hunter who finds himself lost and quite possibly behind enemy lines. Soon his presence is discovered by the local populace of four-armed Martians. Willem Dafoe is Tars Tarkas, Jeddak of the Tharks and Thomas Haden Church is Tal Hajus, a vicious warrior intent on Tarkas' throne. Tarkas and Carter have a great relationship, their banter some of the highlights of the film.<br />
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The power struggle in Tharkdom gets shoved to the back burner for a bit when a massive air battle between rival cities Helium and Zodanga breaks out in the skies over the Thark land. John unwittingly helps rescue the princess, Dejah Thoris, played to kick-ass perfection by Lynn Collins. Dejah is no ordinary rich bitch princess. Hell to the no, she is a badass warrior scientist determined to save her people from subjugation. When she tells Carter of the massive conflict going between all the races of Barsoom, he wants no part of it. His priority is to get back home to his cave of gold. He has been scarred by civil war and has no intention of taking up sides again. But Dejah will not be swayed. She has seen his skill set and knows he could help her save her people and all of Barsoom. Time for Trickery 101. <br />
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All good plans go awry, leaving John and Dejah in over their heads. The civil war is more than Barsoomian against Barsoomian, it's total manipulation by some very nasty behind-the-scenes politics and shannanigans courtesy of the Holy Therns, a race of supposedly immortal beings who love to drive others to war and destruction. Who better than Mark Strong to play their leader, Matai Shang, I ask you? Mark combines with another popular villain du jour, Dominic West, for a very sly dynamic duo of evil. Ciaran Hinds and James Purefoy are the leader and the captain of Helium, the last holdout against Zodangan domination. It's nice to see Hinds in yet another role where he is not the evil bastard. <br />
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So strap in for a hellagood ride. Ignore the critics who wouldn't know good sci fi unless a laser beam torched their asses from the screen. I loved <b>John Carter</b>. A word of advice, though. Try and see the non-3D version as that aspect of the f/x fell flat and was really unnecessary. And certainly not worth four extra bucks. Of course my fave part, aside from the story, is Taylor Kitsch in a skimpy costume. Low brow, sure, but there you go. Zip it, Peanut Gallery. You all get scantily clad chicks like 99.9 percent of the time. And besides, you do get Lynn Collins to look at. ;)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-89628882135523962802012-02-23T07:04:00.002+00:002012-02-23T11:55:44.851+00:00The Woman In Black<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBZ0fWZVcoKR9_84ucK_OD4MK1bUarJ713BAOCToVihhNs2iy7V3JDyyb2Nzf5gGQPiFapZCcFrVTsYrSaA0fdcnM8ViX4XcPChZKyyWckBHOliz0R_9hIV4_ULoT4vx6q2lMSxdUZlWgK/s1600/WiB3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear:left; float:left;margin-right:1em; margin-bottom:1em"><img border="0" height="283" width="178" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBZ0fWZVcoKR9_84ucK_OD4MK1bUarJ713BAOCToVihhNs2iy7V3JDyyb2Nzf5gGQPiFapZCcFrVTsYrSaA0fdcnM8ViX4XcPChZKyyWckBHOliz0R_9hIV4_ULoT4vx6q2lMSxdUZlWgK/s320/WiB3.jpg" /></a></div>I had been dying to see this film as I love horror and most especially a great ghost story. I grew up fearing Bloody Mary in my bathroom mirror and am still trying to work up the nerve to enter Bachelor Grove Cemetery. Anyway, I got to see this on Monday and surprise! I was all alone in the darkened theater. Booyah! Cue the scary music. <br />
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I settled in with my hot pretzel and prepared to be scared and creeped out. I was not disappointed. We open with three innocent little girls having a tea party, smiling and laughing. All of a sudden they stop, their faces go blank, as they stare at someone or something that has come into their room. Then they get to their feet in a synchronous movement, walk to the large three-paned windows and jump to their deaths. <br />
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Enter Arthur Kipps, a grieving young solicitor, struggling to hold onto his career and his sanity. He has visions of his dead wife beckoning him. Daniel Radcliffe has definitely shed Harry Potter. He broke my heart with those lost, shattered eyes. Poor Arthur is hanging on by a thread, his son. <br />
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After a final warning about his job, Arthur sets off to the village of Crythin Gifford to see to the estate of Alice Drablow. Once he arrives, he finds the villagers strangely rude and eager to see him turn around and hightail it back to London. The innkeepers refuse him a room, until the wife feels guilty enough because of the downpour to rent him the attic room. The same room from where the little girls committed suicide. <br />
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The following day, Arthur tries to talk with the local solicitor, Mr. Jerome. Jerome brushes him off, hands him a packet of Alice's papers, then hustles Arthur out. He even has a carriage waiting to take the young widower to the train. Miffed, Arthur pays the carriage driver, who looks like he could be Dracula's Renfield, to take him to Drablow's Eel Marsh House. This mausoleum of a place sits on an island in the marshes and becomes cut off during high tide. The joint is creepy as hell. We're talking the type of house that requires its own list of horror film survival rules. In other words, do not enter unless you've got Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Velma and Daphne as your back up. <br />
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Dracula's driver dumps Arthur at the gate and gets out of there so fast his wagon wheels squeeled. Our intrepid hero enters the house and sets about doing his job. All sorts of noises and mysterious footsteps lead him to explore upstairs. Second rule of haunted house survival: Do Not Go Upstairs. I mean the First is obviously Do Not Enter, but if you're gonna go anyway... I digress. <br />
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He goes and of course he sees the woman. Just before he freaks, though, Renfield returns and takes him back to the village. He reports the sighting of the woman to the local constable. While there, two young boys appear with their sickly sister. She has inexplicably taken a few gulps of lye and dies in Arthur's arms. Now the villagers are up in arms. They know when the Woman is sighted, the children will start to die. <br />
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Arthur is rattled by this point, but he knows that he has to finish the job or he'll never be able to take care of his son. Instead of leaving, like any sensible person, he takes refuge with his new friend from the train ride up, Sam Daily, played by the incomparable Ciaran Hinds. Sam knows the villagers are a superstitious lot and though he tries not to buy into their panic, it's difficult. Turns out Sam and his wife lost their son when the Woman made an appearance. Here's where they reveal that they are just as weird as the villagers because Mrs. Daily claims to communicate with her dead son through possessive trances. Just the happy couple I want to spend the night with. <br />
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Arthur figures out what needs to be done to make the Woman stop her murderous rampage, and enlists the aid of Sam, who himself, is tired of all the death. Battling the elements and the vengeful ghost, Arthur and Sam make their stand. I was white-knuckling my seat at this point, ready to cry for Mommy. I haven't jumped and yelped like a little girl in a horror film in years. James Watkins was just that good. He relied on tension, shadow and a few good scares to amp up the terror.<br />
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Special mention must be made of the creeptastically freaky little toys. Good Golly Miss Molly, these are Satan's playthings, I swear. I can feel the hair on my neck standing on end just thinking about them. I never ever want to look at a toy monkey, clown or doll again. The shudders are wracking my body as I write this. <br />
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<b>Journey 2</b> is a rif slash sequel to 2008's <b>Journey to the Center of the Earth</b> with Brendan Fraser. Using the fiction of Jules Verne, Jonathan Swift and Robert Louis Stevenson as a takeoff for the adventure, the film centers on Sean, Fraser's nephew from the first movie. We pick up with the kid's life years after his amazing adventure with Uncle B and plot hole the first: What happened to the dough accumulated from the big ass diamonds from the original film? We never get that explanation. All we see is him being a miserable little so and so with 'tude to spare. Enter Hank, the Stepfather aka The Rock. He's a pretty cool guy and their relationship feels authentic with Hank trying too hard to be nice and Sean being extra-resistant. There is some great chemistry between them. <br />
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In order to try and bond with Sean, Hank helps him decipher a bizarre message sent from some mysterious coordinates. The message is supposedly from Sean's grandfather, who disappeared while looking for Jules Verne's fabled island. There's always some "mysterious" coordinates/map/message/emergency beacon/email from Nigeria to get the ball rolling. If it ain't broke, I guess. Anyway, without protest from Mom or any other logical arguments, Sean promptly takes time off of school to head to Palau. And if you're wondering how the eff he can do that no questions asked, why he's an A student. Gee, I was an A student and my father would have laughed, then kicked my ass if I decided to check out of school mid-year for a big damned vacation. <br />
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Once on Palau, we get a few moments of Sean being a know-it-all before his comeuppance, then the inevitable meet cute with Gabato, a broke, but loveable helicopter tour guide and his teen daughter, Kailani. They agree to take our heroes to the island-that-doesn't-exist. Luis Guzman plays Gabato with his usual comedic flair. I love, love Luis and enjoy him every time I see him. No exception here, his character had me laughing and his chemistry with Vanessa Hudgens was evident. <br />
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The 3D doesn't really get going until they fly through this strange Category 5 hurricane and arrive on the island. How there is a Cat 5 storm that blows up in the middle of the Pacific with no weather agency reporting it is all part of the "mystery." It's not even good f/x, mostly a bunch of spinning stuff breaking away to fly at us. I expected better. Anyway, so now they're on the island, let's explore, yay! <br />
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It is of course, decorated in standard tropical, a very lush, gorgeous place, filled with strange animals like teeny elephants and giant lizards. There's apparently some sort of size bender that makes all the small animals large, the big ones tiny and so forth. Scientific theory from Gulliver's Travels. Although, why fireflies are still the same size and medium animals like eels become ginormous is not fully absorbed into this theory. Nor did we get to meet any Lilliputians, damn it. We do get to see a Swiss Family Robinson style tree house that Gramps had built from his sailboat. He even built a radio from an alarm clock and copper that he <i>mined himself</i>. Methinks Gramps had prior island experience with a certain Gilligan, Ginger and Maryann. Michael Caine does do a pretty good job as the old codger, though. <br />
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After spending the night in the Minnow, er tree house, they set off to find a way off the island. It apparently lies with Captain Nemo's submarine. Plothole number 2. Grandpa has been on this island for like 3 years and it's a mere 10 square miles. How has he missed this submarine? Anyway,they forage ahead and enter Atlantis, yes, that Atlantis. Riddle me this, how does an island that appears for a few years every 140 years or so, then explodes and sinks to the bottom of the sea again, keep a small city of buildings standing? <br />
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After putting the smackdown on the bird, our group gets separated as the island starts to sink. Hank and Sean make it to the Nautilus and fire things up while Gramps and Kailani go after the now lost Gabato. In furious spectacle of 3D, colors and dizzying camera angles, it is the proverbial race to escape before the island completely blows itself to Kingdom Come. <br />
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It's not a bad movie in spite of my sarcasm and my frustrating search for logic in a film that is clearly only intended to be mind candy. I enjoyed the ride, overall and even the normally nausea-inducing 3D was not too overpowering. My nephew and his friend, enjoyed the hell out of it and I, of course, loved the pec popping of Dwayne Johnson. (I'm so naughty, LOL)There's something for everyone, so go on, turn off your brain and have some fun.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-67483377524362138032012-02-07T19:13:00.000+00:002012-02-07T19:13:01.988+00:00Haywire: Boo-Yah Fellas!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxCp806qDRzsNFPF-G6lmEmScxULE1LEYffYTsYsg_Nn7C9LIn12CRndz8zm0fLoGyctpzuOyCeCQTkZOkjKIBlpFGL3BHYNfMSHcG6OHZHp9hP5ni6XHKeqpJyejRHREmh9woisMOcoJt/s1600/Haywire3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear:left; float:left;margin-right:1em; margin-bottom:1em"><img border="0" height="284" width="178" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxCp806qDRzsNFPF-G6lmEmScxULE1LEYffYTsYsg_Nn7C9LIn12CRndz8zm0fLoGyctpzuOyCeCQTkZOkjKIBlpFGL3BHYNfMSHcG6OHZHp9hP5ni6XHKeqpJyejRHREmh9woisMOcoJt/s320/Haywire3.jpg" /></a></div>At last, at last!! Hollywood has brought the world a true ass-kicking female action hero. Sure, it's happened in the sci fi realm, but not in the testosterone-fueled world of the action thriller. There have been forays before, but none with the high calibre talent of a Steven Soderbergh behind it. I do believe I have died and gone to feminist cinema heaven. <br />
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Gina Carano, real life MMA star, plays Mallory Kane, a gritty, balls-to-the-wall former Marine who now works for a private black ops firm. Before I get into the movie, let me just give props because Gina actually <i>looks</i> the part. This is no uber-thin sex kitten who would be KO'd in one punch. Nor is she wearing a barely there outfit and high heeled fuck-me boots, while she flips two hundred pound guys. She is a muscular babe with proper hiking boots, comfortable clothes and an alertness of body that only comes from being an athlete. There are no magical harnesses and gymnastics for this girl, either. She is hardcore, disciplined fighter all the way and that is what makes her believable as Mallory.<br />
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The film opens essentially in the middle, an upstate New York diner in the dead of winter. Mal cases the joint. She (and we) know they're coming for her, but she's not going to roll belly up like some beta bitch. No way. She enters, chooses her space, then calmly orders tea. The tension ramps up instantly. <br />
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Channing Tatum arrives as fellow operative, Aaron. He exudes a deceptive, laconic charm, but he's all steel. He's been sent to retrieve Mallory and he has no qualms about going through her to do it. My girl takes him out with a bit of surprise help from a local boy, Scott. It was so refrshing to see a young guy in the typical female aid role. Michael Angarano is equal parts good kid, scared vic and smart ass as Scott. <br />
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Something is not right from the start. Mal knows that Pauly is playing her, but she doesn't know why until she uncovers the body of her Barcelona assignment with a nice little piece of evidence framing her. It is soon on like the fireworks at Navy Pier. The hotel fight scene between Gina and Fassbender is quick, brutal and terrifyingly intense. There are no orchestrated roundhouse kicks and karate chops. Hell to the no. This is a smashed glass, flat screen TV demolishing, knock-down, tooth and claw fight. Which ends with Gina crushing Fassbender's throat between her thighs. Normally I object to this move. However, this was a far cry from the sexy Scarlett Johansson Thigh Master takedown from <b>Iron Man 2</b>. Michael's face is purple, his tongue sticks out and he thrashes around like a harpooned swordfish on a boatdeck. <br />
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One of my favorite things about this movie? There are no, I repeat no, scantily clad, nude or semi nude scenes from Gina. Well, maybe if you count the robe after the shower, but then it was not really anything. No shower scene, though. Only one bikini shot at the end of some silly vampette. However, Steven did give those of us who love men, a nice shot of Michael Fassbender. He comes out in nothing but a towel. Hell yeah, fist bumps Steven! Some payback for all those trite, candy cane female nude scenes from other action flicks. I hate it when women take off their clothes in a movie for no plausible reason. Like oops, the bad guys come just as they step out of the shower and they have to go on the lam in nothing but a towel.<br />
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I have to point out that people have complained about the acting from Gina, that she's wooden and doesn't have a lot of range. Excuse me, do we expect that shit from Bruce or Arnold? Hell freakin no! So why hold her up to that? She was perfect as far as I was concerned. This is about a ballsy badass getting revenge for being set up. No call for exquisite subtlety. I certainly hope Mallory will be coming back in a sequel. She is a stellar heroine for little girls and women everywhere, including my friend's daughter, little G, who wants this movie for her birthday. And you know Auntie Mel will deliver. <br />
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<b>Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap</b> <br />
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The rapper turned actor presents this film about rap, cutting through all the dazzling layers and players to get to the soul of this often controversial art form that has influenced a generation. He talks with the cats I grew up listening to Chuck D, Nas, Mos Def, Dr. Dre, Grandmaster Caz, Snoop Dogg, Ice-Cube and Afrika Bambaataa. I think it's a must see for anyone who loves music in all its forms. <br />
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Melanie Lynskey is Amy, a 35 year old woman whose husband suddenly divorces her, leaving her with absolutely nothing. Demoralized,she is forced to move back in with her parents. In the midst of this depressing mess her life has become, she meets a young man spending the summer in town with his parents. They have an affair and it's through this highly unconventional romance that she reignites her self esteem. Sounds typical, but director Louiso made a compelling case for it on the <a href="http://www.sundance.org/video/2012-todd-louiso-hello-i-must-be-going/">Sundance site</a>. This one is scheduled to open the festival on Thursday. <br />
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Mo is is very lonely teen whose desperate need for any kind of attention leads him on some dangerous paths. He idolizes his handsome, charming older brother, Rash, a drug-dealer and gang banger whose crimes support the family and make him quite popular. Aching to be just like his brother, Mo takes a dangerous job that sets him and his brother down a road of revelation. I am eager to see this because it is an urban masculine tale directed by a woman. <br />
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Oh my God!! Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Frances MacDormand and Bruce Willis. What a strange brew of quirky goodness. I've just got to see this. Plus, it's Wes Anderson, who is such a great writer and director to me. I loved <b>Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou</b> and <b>Rushmore</b>. All with Bill Murray, one of my favorite comedic actors. He's just awesome. <br />
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This one could not be better in any way. What a wild, wicked rush into madness and adventure. It has everything from a complex plot and clever dialogue to a deliciously evil villain. I'm ready for the third one. RDJ and Jude Law are just stupendously electric together. <br />
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt has always been a favorite of mine since I first saw that adorable face and smart mouth on <b>3rd Rock From the Sun</b>. It has been my pleasure to watch him grow as an actor and in this film, he gives the most amazing performance of his career as a young man stricken with a rare cancer. As someone who has cared for cancer patients in my own family, this one nailed the myriad emotions experienced and yet, retained a remarkable comedic element. And look at that Seth Rogen hits both of my lists. He was terrific in this as well. <br />
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Bust out those 8 tracks gathering dust up there in the attic and be prepared for the most nostalgic, feel-good, action-packed film of the year. Hats off to J.J. Abrams, who totally channeled the spirit of Spielberg, and took us on a journey back to childhood that still has me smiling. <br />
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Oh my God this was effing hilarious! I love me the dirty humor and this one brought it in spades. Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, Justin Timberlake and Lucy Punch are a naughty quartet of comedic genius. I saw it again on DVD and still choked with laughter. And that has happened with only a very short list of comedy films. <br />
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Another trip down memory lane for me. This film faithfully captures the spirit of the old Muppets show. It was great to see all the old characters from Kermit, Piggy and Gonzo to Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem band. This film has so many levels it is easily enjoyable for adults and kids. Though I will say at my showing, there were more adults than kids. LOL<br />
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Well, there you have it, my personal Bests for 2011. Agree? Think I'm out of my mind? There are many films out there that I did not get to see, that many have included on their best lists, so feel free to leave them as suggestions. I'm always up for a great movie.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-26263131649016918562011-12-28T16:59:00.002+00:002011-12-28T17:06:27.110+00:002011 In Review: Mel's Worst FilmsIt's that time of year when we lay out the lists of Bests and Worsts. Here is a list of the films I watched, er, suffered through and consider the stinkers of this year. If you've seen them, my condolences, if not thank the Universe that others took that blow to the cranium for you. <br />
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Are you effing kidding me? This movie was so bad it would have made Ed Wood cry. We got medieval peasants with more hair product than Paul Mitchell booty-popping and gettin' their swerve on with a strangely anachronastic band. Mix in a lame CGI werewolf and the worst acting since <b>Twilight</b> the First and you have a stew of wretched garbage to be avoided at all costs. <br />
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Are we in 2011 or 1911? This was a disgusting racist, misogynistic piece of crap that Seth Rogan should be drawn and quartered for. Jay Chou's Kato is still a house boy and Cameron Diaz' Lenore Case is a secretary straight out of Mad Men. As if that weren't awful enough, there were the giant plot holes, bad dialogue and set design that was caught somewhere between 1960's chic and Disney decadence.<br />
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I got lambasted for this because oh I didn't understand Cap and the world he came from and blah, blah, blah. I don't care. From acting to dialogue to horrific CGI and plot, this movie was so bad I couldn't even muster a laugh. I was appalled that I had paid for this. And that damned theater would not give me my money back, either. Cheap bastards! I really should sue Marvel for pain and suffering. <br />
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Though officially released on Dec 26 2010, I'm counting this one cuz I saw it in January. Nicholas Sparks goes country. The cliches in this one could constitute a drinking game that would have everyone reeling pickled about twenty minutes in. Bad music, bad acting, big hair and enough crying to drown Noah and his ark. <br />
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Pay attention now, you see the way to get the man you want is to steal him away from his fiancee who happens to be your best friend. But it's all okay cuz you're a good girl and she's really a heinous, spoiled bitch. Whatever. The plot aside, the acting was just dismal as was the trite dialogue. I love Ginnifer Goodwin and Kate Hudson so I though this would be cute, but it was really just bad. <br />
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Seriously? Who the hell was the genius behind this piece of shit? Everything was the same from Kevin Bacon's original 1984 version, except that the acting and the dancing got worse and wow, John Lithgow's minister became Dennis Quaid's sheriff. <br />
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Well, there you go, my worst films that I paid to see this year. Agree, violently disagree? Talk to me. What are your worst?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-39579295973479508082011-12-27T00:19:00.001+00:002011-12-27T05:54:15.875+00:00Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQCk1v3qvuXnUanRHDb2VUNyi7I79ilzU4eEciQ6KWZ5EvbqoahSpvCDHCiP5uX8PC79RHK6kmhEsAQhJp2QSarNdByY3zxaGGOzPfA9yrGQxBIWpG0VJmRSdluVdUcF3BitSEj8JAJ-qF/s1600/Sherlock+Holmes1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear:left; float:left;margin-right:1em; margin-bottom:1em"><img border="0" height="320" width="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQCk1v3qvuXnUanRHDb2VUNyi7I79ilzU4eEciQ6KWZ5EvbqoahSpvCDHCiP5uX8PC79RHK6kmhEsAQhJp2QSarNdByY3zxaGGOzPfA9yrGQxBIWpG0VJmRSdluVdUcF3BitSEj8JAJ-qF/s320/Sherlock+Holmes1.jpg" /></a></div>I took my nephew and his friend to see <b>Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows</b> and it was more than worth the extortion price to get in. I gladly donated a kidney and an unborn child to be named later to settle in for this hellagood thriller. Guy Ritchie, RDJ and Jude Law delivered in spades once again.<br />
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Cut to the Diogenes Club and the "bachelor" party, which really isn't one as the only other person Watson knows is Mycroft, Holmes' equally eccentric older brother. Stephen Fry is brilliant as Holmes the Elder. He seems a stodgy, almost calmer version of Sherlock, but he really has his own steamer trunk of weirdness. Here they meet Gypsey fortune teller Madame Simza played by Noomi Rapace in a stellar performance. Her chemistry with both RDJ and Law is dynamite. She really holds her own unlike McAdams, who, while I like her, was woefully mis-cast as Adler. She had chemistry, but you could tell she was overwhelmed. <br />
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After saving Simza and defeating a Cossack assassin in a roller coaster chase through the club, Holmes deposits a hung-over Watson at his wedding. While the good doctor enjoys his new bride, Holmes heads to confront Moriarty. What a verbal thrust and parry this scene is. It starts off with toothy pleasantries, two sharks circling, then spirals into a sinister verbal duel. I sat on the edge of my seat watching the blood-letting until Moriarty makes it clear that he was going to go <i>through</i> Watson to punish Holmes. Harris has such a vulturine look in his eyes here, it is scary to behold. <br />
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Moriarty brings the Wrath of the Universe down on Watson as he arranges for a squad of soldier types to blow the guy's honeymoon train to smithereens. This action sequence and the dialogue are some of the best of the film. Ritchie pulls out all the stops with everything flying fast and furious on speeding rail cars. It was phenomenal and RDJ in a dress just ruled along with his double entendres. And can I just say that Kelly Reilly is so kick ass as Mary Watson. I cheered when she picked up Watson's gun and ordered that thug off the train. A bride worthy of my favorite doctor. <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA6n6DaNMInFcKJsG5lrlGBLo3HxGIC6kQwP6oozBHeSEyAf_QI-I4x8sYgm1x1IaGOaRi418b6WreKXMtRSCzTjRYSl7rWiik6mtV1IRgIAFO2ZgAt9wePXYbT3hDQczRVgMR3JM5AdHr/s1600/Sherlock2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear:left; float:left;margin-right:1em; margin-bottom:1em"><img border="0" height="208" width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA6n6DaNMInFcKJsG5lrlGBLo3HxGIC6kQwP6oozBHeSEyAf_QI-I4x8sYgm1x1IaGOaRi418b6WreKXMtRSCzTjRYSl7rWiik6mtV1IRgIAFO2ZgAt9wePXYbT3hDQczRVgMR3JM5AdHr/s320/Sherlock2.jpg" /></a></div>From here on out the action just keeps building with a few catch-your-breath moments. It leads to a spectacular chase scene through the woods of Germany that had my jaw on the floor. I looked like a landed trout, the boys, too. The whole thing winds up at a peace conference where Holmes and Moriarty engage in a verbal chess match that is some of the most scintillating dialogue I have ever witnessed on screen. I won't spoil it except to say if you read the books, you know all about what happens when these two engage in their climactic battle. See this right now and strap in for Sherlock 3.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3693339829397265611.post-36039299876720530802011-12-20T19:14:00.003+00:002011-12-21T02:04:32.478+00:00TheMovie411 Blog Awards 2011: Winners Post<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEw6v8DTVDkwteCpwKS_A-dHu7Df998nICwvC8zYriUpImDBBmmlxDLjcr3r09cG5mAYlHtq8d5dvsjkq1X1WFKiklikI9-9VwhWhp-v_LsGRRgyVvdcRA8sTfT5PZCColT9Q2l-HMKSc/s1600/BLANKCANVAS.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="307" oda="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEw6v8DTVDkwteCpwKS_A-dHu7Df998nICwvC8zYriUpImDBBmmlxDLjcr3r09cG5mAYlHtq8d5dvsjkq1X1WFKiklikI9-9VwhWhp-v_LsGRRgyVvdcRA8sTfT5PZCColT9Q2l-HMKSc/s400/BLANKCANVAS.png" width="400" /></a></div><a name='more'></a><br />
<strong>The winners post 2011 is finally here! </strong><br />
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First, and on behalf of this years Judges, <a href="http://melissasimaginarium.blogspot.com/">Melissa Bradley</a>, <a href="http://411movienews.blogspot.com/">Christian James</a>, <a href="http://www.mindofmine.co.uk/">MindOfMine</a> and of course myself, we would like to thank everyone who has taken part in TheMovie411 Blog Awards 2011, and an even bigger thank you to those who have nominated and voted over the past couple of months. <br />
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For the winners, your badge awards will have been sent to your e-mail. If you have not received them please e-mail <a href="mailto:themovie411@live.co.uk">themovie411@live.co.uk</a> . Though please allow until 5pm Thursday 21st December to recieve them.<br />
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Ok so lets get down to the categories and them all important winners…..<br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>TheMovie411 <u><span style="font-size: large;">Best Post Award</span></u>, your nominees are: </strong></span><br />
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Cool Ass Cinema for: <a href="http://www.coolasscinema.com/2011/10/franchise-of-fear-halloween-part-1.html">Franchise Of Fear Halloween Part 1</a><br />
Lets Get Out Of Here for: <a href="http://craiglgooh.blogspot.com/2011/10/voorhees-jolly-good-fellow.html">Voorhees Jolly Good Fellow</a><br />
FilmMattic for: <a href="http://www.filmmattic.com/">Film Rant</a><br />
SonSation for: <a href="http://www.sonsation.com/2011/11/whos-your-favourite-muppet.html">Who’s Your Favourite Muppet</a><br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">And The Winner is</span></strong>…..Craig Edwards of <strong>Lets Get Out Of Here</strong> for his post: <a href="http://craiglgooh.blogspot.com/2011/10/voorhees-jolly-good-fellow.html">Voorhees Jolly Good Fellow</a>. <br />
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Fighting off some rather smart competition, Craig’s post takes the grand prize. His post on the Friday the 13th horror icon - Jason Voorhees not only shows an in depth knowledge of movie and character, but his witty style and pure love for the genre pours out to create a ‘must read’ article. Well done Craig!<br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The Movie411 <span style="font-size: large;"><u>Best Newcomer</u></span> Award, your nominees are:</span></strong><br />
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<a href="http://moviemarker.co.uk/wp/">MovieMarker </a><br />
<a href="http://www.msmariah.com/">MsMariah</a> <br />
<a href="http://electric%20daze/">Electric Daze</a><br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">And your Winner is</span></strong>….<a href="http://moviemarker.co.uk/">Movie Marker </a><br />
<strong>Chief Editor Luke Walkley </strong><br />
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It’s hard to believe a blog site can grow so fast in such a short space of time, however the creators that be at Movie Marker have achieved just that. Though an occurance of a disqualification in the Top5 of this category, the competition was very tough with all entrants. Movie Marker displays some exceptional reviews from many of their writers, and also some fun Oscar predictions as well a few look-backs of cinematic classics. Their fun and informative posts have clinched your votes for them to take away The Best Newcomer award, well done everyone at MM! <br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">TheMovie411 <u><span style="font-size: large;">Best Action</span></u> Blog Award, your nominees are:</span></strong><br />
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<a href="http://watchingthedetectives.blogspot.com/">Watching The Detectives</a><br />
<a href="http://www.mattmovieguy.com/">Direct To Video Connoisseur</a><br />
<a href="http://www.cinemaobsessed.com/">CinemaObsessed</a><br />
<a href="http://univarn.blogspot.com/">A Life In Equinox </a><br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">And the Winner is</span></strong>…<a href="http://actionflickchick.com/superaction/">Katrina Hill - Action Flick Chick</a><br />
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She won Best Action last year and she’s done it again this year, Queen of Action herself - Katrina Hill and her awesome site dedicated to action movies seems unbeatable in this category as she fought off other strong contenders to remain at the top. <br />
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If Swarzennegger himself had an action blog, he’d still be not match for Miss Hill…..<strong>She’ll Be Back!</strong><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>TheMovie411 <span style="font-size: large;"><u>Best Horror</u></span> Blog Award, your nominees are:</strong></span><br />
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<a href="http://dinnerwithmaxjenke.blogspot.com/">Dinner With Max Jenkie</a><br />
<a href="http://izombielover.blogspot.com/">iZombie</a><br />
<a href="http://www.horrormoviediary.net/">Horror Movie Diary</a><br />
<a href="http://hariboextremeculture.blogspot.com/">Haribo Extreme Culture</a> <br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">And The Winner is:</span></strong> <a href="http://hariboextremeculture.blogspot.com/">Haribo Extreme Culture </a><br />
<strong>Chief Editor Anil Koc</strong><br />
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Remaining one of our most competitive categories, Haribo Extreme Culture fights off some big guns of the Horror Blogosphere and takes the title. <br />
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Proving there’s no language barrier when it comes to TheMovie411 Blog Awards, the Turkish writers at Haribo Extreme Culture are very knowledgeable of the genre and sometimes their posts are freakier than the movies they review. We love it! Well done H.E.C!<br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The Movie411 <span style="font-size: large;"><u>Best Design</u></span> Blog Award, your nominees are:</span></strong><br />
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<a href="http://www.sequel-buzz.com/">Sequel Buzz</a><br />
<a href="http://moviemarker.co.uk/wp/">MovieMarker</a><br />
<a href="http://www.sonsation.com/">SonSation</a><br />
<a href="http://cinemarvellous.blogspot.com/">CineMarvellous</a><br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">And the Winner is</span></strong>....<span style="color: yellow;"><u>Movie Marker</u></span><br />
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Their second gong of the night, <strong>Movie Marker</strong> walks away with Best Design. Their site sports a <span lang="EN">professional </span> look and is easy to navigate, but not only that, it looks damn cool too! These guys look pretty unstoppable tonight, MM we salute you!<br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>TheMovie411 <span style="font-size: large;"><u>Best Sci-Fi</u></span> Blog Award, your nominees are:</strong></span><br />
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<a href="http://geektwins.blogspot.com/">The Geek Twins</a><br />
<a href="http://classicscifi.blogspot.com/">Classic Sci-Fi</a><br />
<a href="http://scifiblogger.blogspot.com/">Sci-Fi Bloggers</a><br />
<a href="http://sci-fiblog.net/">Sci-Fi Blog.net</a><br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">And the Winner is</span></strong>…<a href="http://alexjcavanaugh.blogspot.com/">Alex J. Cavanaugh</a><br />
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What a shocker - Alex J Cavanaugh walks away with Best Sci-Fi for the second year in a row and we are all pretty happy about it. The Sci-Fi author who was also Top5 for Best Post this year will be humbly bowing out of next years awards to host and judge The Movie411 Blog Awards 2012. Winning by a large margin it’s safe to say - Alex, you really are king of Sci-Fi and next years winner has a lot to live up to.<br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>TheMovie411 <span style="font-size: large;"><u>Best Gossip</u></span> Blog Award, and the nominees are:</strong></span><br />
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<a href="http://cinemarvellous.blogspot.com/">CineMarvellous</a><br />
<a href="http://www.sequel-buzz.com/">Sequel Buzz</a><br />
<a href="http://www.cine-vue.com/">Cine-Vue</a><br />
<a href="http://www.sonsation.com/">SonSation</a><br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">And the Winner is</span></strong>…<a href="http://hollywood-spy.blogspot.com/">Dezmond -Hollywood Spy</a><br />
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Last years Gold Award winner, Hollywood Spy, triumphs in the Best Gossip category again this year. Also winning in 2010, Dezmond proves he is the king of gossip with his daily posts containing headlines and spoilers on all things entertainment. <br />
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Hollywood Spy loves you and there’s nothing you can do about it…..but we love you more! Well done Dez!<br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The Movie411 <span style="font-size: large;"><u>Sexiest Female Blog</u></span> Author Award, the <span style="color: red;">Head2Head</span> nominees are:</span></strong><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">And The Winner is</span>….<a href="http://melissasimaginarium.blogspot.com/">Melissa Bradley</a><br />
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Fighting off someone as stunning as Miss Kruger is no easy achievement, but Mel proves she’s our Queen this year and wow do we love you! <br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>TheMovie411 <span style="font-size: large;"><u>Sexiest Male</u></span> Blog Author, the Head2Head nominees are:</strong></span><br />
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<a href="http://movieswithmitch.squarespace.com/">Mitch- Movies With Mitch</a> <a href="http://www.filmmattic.com/"> Matt- FilmMattic</a><br />
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Mitch, you are our hunk of 2011 and fighting off someone as sexy as Matt with his abs of steel proves your natural good looks are what the ladies are willing to give up their knickers…I mean votes for. Well done chap, I think I fancy you myself! (seriously he’s a bit of alright isn’t he?)<br />
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<strong><span style="background-color: magenta; color: black; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The Judges Awards:</span></strong><br />
Ok a quick breather before the two big awards, Special Achievement and Gold Blog awards are announced. I hope your having fun so far.<br />
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Helping me judge Best Comedy, Best Interview and the Special Achievement Awards this year are: <br />
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<strong>Christian James</strong>, returning this year and responsible for registering your nominations and making sure the voting poll has no cheaters, our beloved CJ has sifted through hundreds of blogs (as have we all) to search for them all important winners. <br />
He’s also responsible for being a huge pain in my backside and relentless abuse about my huge nose.<br />
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<strong>Melissa Bradley</strong>: Co-Editor of TheMovie411 and now our very own sexiest female of the year 2011, Mel has also been working hard replying to all you nominators and registering your votes.<br />
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<strong>MindOfMine</strong>: Our Guest Writer this year and now our guest judge..he runs a cool blog and has a huge love for the blog awards and was only too happy to submit his views on our suggestions.<br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">Your Judges Choice Award for Best Comedy is</span></strong>…..<a href="http://cinema%20obsessed/">Cinema Obsessed </a><br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">Your Judges Choice Award for Best Animation is</span></strong>…..<a href="http://cinemarvellous.blogspot.com/">CineMarvellous</a><br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">Your Judges Choice Award for Best Interview is</span></strong>…..<a href="http://hollywood-spy.blogspot.com/">Hollywood Spy</a><br />
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Hollywood Spy has become a must read for entertainment gossip, and with Dezmond gaining interviews like this, is it any wonder? <br />
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<span style="background-color: #cccccc; color: black; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>The Movie411 Special Achievement Award 2011 Judges choice Award:</strong></span><br />
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Nominated for 4 MBA’s last year and 3 MBA’s this year including the Gold Award, winning best Animation in 2010 and 2011 proves that not only is he talented, but that his posts are loved by many readers. <br />
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This year has seen many changes to his blogsite, including the introduction to his short quick fire reviews, keeping us all up to date with what, and what not to see at on the big screen in 2011. <br />
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To a Blog that just gets bigger and better every year, there really is no other blog that deserves this recognition more than CineMarvellous. Congratulations George, on behalf of all the judges and your readers, you deserve it.<br />
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Finally we have come to our top award and the category that received the highest entry of nominations again this year…..<br />
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<span style="background-color: #bf9000; color: black; font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>TheMovie411 GOLD BLOG AWARD 2010, your nominees are:</strong></span><br />
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<a href="http://cinemarvellous.blogspot.com/">CineMarvellous </a><br />
<a href="http://horrorbloggeralliance.blogspot.com/">Horror Blogger Alliance </a><br />
<a href="http://movieswithmitch.squarespace.com/">Movies With Mitch </a><br />
<a href="http://theonereview.blogspot.com/">The One Review</a><br />
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And the WINNER is…<a href="http://movieswithmitch.squarespace.com/">Movies With Mitch</a><br />
Our sexiest male blogger of 2011 walks away with our top prize this year after a fantastic amount of support from his readers. His well written posts ‘making movies safer, one review at a time’ have kept you entertained throughout the year and kindled your support.<br />
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His cheeky charm, those gritty posts, and a well designed site is fully deserving of the Gold, and all of us at TheMovie411 would like to say a big congratulations to you Mitch, well done! <br />
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And that’s it for another year of the Movie411 Blog Awards, we hope you have enjoyed it as much as we have. <br />
2012 will see some big changes to the Blog Awards, with more great contenders, and this time sponsors with prizes! We never expected the Movie411 Blog Awards to become as big as it has, and we thank all of you who have nominated and indeed participated. <br />
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Alex J Cavanaugh will be hosting next years blog awards and we are thrilled about it, so look out for more information on TheMovie411 Blog Awards 2012 in January, but for now, on behalf of everyone at the 411, thank you and have a very Merry Christmas.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><strong>You can leave your messages of congratulations, and comments on this years award winners post below, but please, remain as you have been, and show good sportsmanship.. Inappropriate comments will be deleted. Thank you. </strong></div></div>Dempsey Sandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03842133437455945602noreply@blogger.com26